chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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